Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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