Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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