Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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