Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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