i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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