Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
