I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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