May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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