no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
