This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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