This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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