Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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