He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
you never un-have a 4some
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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