im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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