If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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