I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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