there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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