How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Only a mothe r could love this liver
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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