At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
ttyl tear gas
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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