it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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