Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you would pick up someone in the library
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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