Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
MIDGETS
????
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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