I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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