Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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