yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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