I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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