I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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