That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
