ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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