We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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