plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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