I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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