Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Mom said you looked used
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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