my room smells like sperm. sweet.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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