yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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