i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
