When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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