1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
thus making me awesome and them whores
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
