So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
My breasts were aching with rage.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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