My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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