i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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