The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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