I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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