i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
vagina is talking i cant
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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