Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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