IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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