So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Is it because I queefed?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Randomize
