You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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