He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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