Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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